I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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