it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
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ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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