spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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