idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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