We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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