I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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