He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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