i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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