I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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