@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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