there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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