no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
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You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine