Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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