awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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