I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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