Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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