its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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