naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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