rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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