please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
how drunk are you?
Several
I enjoy the company of your penis
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize