Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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