Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I think I sprained my soul last night
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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