I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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