I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
nutella sex= disaster
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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