I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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