So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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