My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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