So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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