I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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