So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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