It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Swine flu is the new snow day.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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