how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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