last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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