You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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