i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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