i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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