Someone shit on the floor
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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