i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I cut my penus on the lid.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
send nudes
from the living room?
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