You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
