I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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