I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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