David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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