Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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