After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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