She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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