Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
