is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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