Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize