i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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