I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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