What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
barbara walters just said penis...
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he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My vagina is officially offended.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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