Fuck appropriateness.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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