So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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