yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
She announced her abortion via fbk
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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