i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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