I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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