I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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