I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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